Writer's Block: Cat talk
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jessie_val_jean

If your dog or cat had a mobile phone, who would be listed first on her or his speed dial?

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Awwwww my sister, I have no doubt that if she could, the dog would rat me out in a fucking heartbeat.

Writer's Block: Bump In The Night
Sam on the docks
jessie_val_jean
What are you afraid of?
1 word: Commitment

Writer's Block: By Any Other Name
Sam on the docks
jessie_val_jean
If you could rename yourself in real life, what would you choose, and why?

It would be Cheyenne. When my mom gave birth to me and I turned out to be a girl it was either Cheyenne or Shannon that she wanted to name me, and Shannon won out in the end. Moreover, had I been named Cheyenne, I'd have loved to name my own daughter Shannon.

Let's stock up on Massengill, it's 2007!!
Sam on the docks
jessie_val_jean
Here's to a healthy, prosperous and sex-filled New Year!
2007 feels like it's going to be a dud. A boring ass year where people have to invent shit to do to stay amused.
I wish my aunts cat would be as precious as this one when I visit instead of being a spoiled lazy fuck


Be sure not to eat anything with soy this year either, 'cause it might make make you a bit gheigh.

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